While just an early concept for a product which it says won't be ready until 2020, they are an intriguing vision of where similar ideas - including Google's 'Glass' and others - might lead in the near future.
The glasses are able to project the translated version of the text - whether a menu, or even a magazine or book - in place of the original version.
It is so far able to translate Japanese, English, Chinese and Korean languages, and can also turn flatscreens into effective touchscreens by tracking your hand movements.
If you're not trying to cut your dog in half, you have no business using this device. What's wrong with a good, old-fashioned leash?
Does your baby take up too much space? Is it too stinky? Thankfully, there's this baby cage that allows you to suspend it out your window!
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Ponytails are so passé. The best way to keep your hair out of your noodles: masks made out of paper plates.
Because sometimes it's raining so hard that even your cigarette needs an umbrella.
Can you get any lazier?
For all of those times when a hat isn't enough to keep you warm, you can look like one of those creepy monsters from Beetlejuice?
"Five-year-old Tim Gregory wears, under protest, a brush that cleans a child's neck without the use of soap and water in Los Angeles, Calif., Jan. 12, 1950. The plastic collar brush will dry-clean the youngster's neck thoroughly as he plays. The brush was developed by the Los Angeles Brush Corp. at a mother's suggestion."
What ever happened to a good old fashioned bath?
(h/t Business Insider)
Sure, records player are bulky, but so are records! We're having trouble seeing the point of this one.
Because making snowballs is so difficult.
"Jack Milford, player with the Wembley Monarchs ice hockey team, has invented a carrying device so that his baby can join his wife and himself on the ice."
Ice skating is more important to this man than the safety of his child.
An effective way to roast yourself to death.
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At least the baby will have a great immune system after some time being used as a mop and bathing in dirt.
For when you and your friend want to conserve tobacco while also sharing a tender moment.
For the "selfie" addict with short arms.
QuikPod Handheld Convertible Tripod. (Amazon)