If, like us, you're a nobody endlessly hoping that one day Cheryl Cole will notice you, we've found the answer!
All you have to do is get a giant tattoo of her face etched on your body, as it seems to have worked pretty well for Norwegian fan Daniel Brandmo.
La Cole seemed pretty taken with him after he had a portrait of her inked on his arm.
She posted a picture of the impressive tat on Instagram, gushing about how happy she was to live on his arm.
"WOW!! @d_brandmo @nikkohurtado I am speechless this is unbelievable! I'm blown away.. I am so happy to live on your arm @d_brandmo I hope I bring you happiness and love. I'm so flattered !!#portraittattoo #onlyNikko," she wrote.
The ink-credible design was done by Cheryl's own tattoo artist Nikko Hurtado, who was also responsible for her controversial bum tat.