Want to attract that special someone? Try using one of these 10 handy tactics, as deployed by our furry (and feathered) friends...

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    Women: throw rocks at your date
  • 2
    Men: focus on your appearance
  • 3
    Put the other person in a head lock (with your own head)
  • 4
    Pick someone your friends wouldn't expect you to date
  • 5
    Pay attention to your partner's spine(s)
  • 6
    Perform a group dance for your date
  • 7
    Do impressions
  • 8
    Impress your date by inflating your nasal membrane
  • 9
    Get sex over with in 10 seconds
  • 10
    Hang around a waterhole and pursue multiple people. (Wait a minute...)

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