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10 Dating Tips We Can Learn From Animals

21/01/2014 13:51 | Updated 25 January 2014

Want to attract that special someone? Try using one of these 10 handy tactics, as deployed by our furry (and feathered) friends...

  • 1 Women: throw rocks at your date
  • 2 Men: focus on your appearance
  • 3 Put the other person in a head lock (with your own head)
  • 4 Pick someone your friends wouldn't expect you to date
  • 5 Pay attention to your partner's spine(s)
  • 6 Perform a group dance for your date
  • 7 Do impressions
  • 8 Impress your date by inflating your nasal membrane
  • 9 Get sex over with in 10 seconds
  • 10 Hang around a waterhole and pursue multiple people. (Wait a minute...)

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