Earlier this week we brought you the house with its own garden pub but this is one step up the 'ohmygodIwantoneofthose' scale.

From the outside it's just your normal £3,250,000 (!) house in South London...

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It's got a lovely spacious living room...

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A fantastic conservatory...

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His and hers bathroom basins...

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An incredible garden...

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AND A SPACESHIP IN THE ATTIC!!!

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Look at it! Controls, (possible) ejector seats, and all manner of flashy knobs and buttons.

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  • Barely anyone can afford to own a property

    Less than one in ten properties in many parts of the UK are affordable to single house-buyers, according to the homeless charity Shelter. Meanwhile, three central London areas are completely unaffordable for couples with children or single people living on average wages: Kensington and Chelsea, Westminster and Camden

  • London house prices rose £50,000 in a MONTH

    <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/21/london-house-price_n_4134720.html" target="_blank">According to the property website Rightmove,</a> asking prices in capital have gone up to £544,232, up from £493,748 the previous month.

  • Renting isn't any better

    As it's actually <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/02/15/renting-home-expensive_n_2695016.html" target="_blank">£1,440-a-year more expensive than buying a house </a>

  • This garage was sold for £251,000

    <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/03/property-london-expensive_n_4030848.html" target="_blank">It's JUST a garage</a>.

  • This garden sold for around £120,000

    <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/28/uk-property-expensive_n_4169466.html" target="_blank">Fulham gardens, even if they're just a tenth of an acre</a>, sure are expensive...

  • Even knocking down your property is expensive...

    <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/09/30/uk-most-expensive-demolition_n_4015507.html" target="_blank">Officially the UK's most expensive demolition project, at a cost of just £35 million</a>. You could buy this <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/09/27/kinpurnie-estate-scotland_n_4003289.html" target="_blank">Scottish estate and all its 5,500 acres of land for less. </a>

  • Nobel Laureates think we're in a housing bubble

    Nobel Economics Laureate Robert Shiller thinks so, and he predicted the <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/15/robert-shiller-nobel_n_4099702.html" target="_blank">2007 house price crash</a>.

  • And even world snooker champions...

    Ronnie O'Sullivan says a huge housing bubble (and crash) will happen. Or in his words: <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/18/ronnie-osullivan-housing-_n_4120507.html" target="_blank">"Baby it's coming."</a>

  • You'll only need save for 30 years to buy a home...

    So says independent research commissioned by <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/18/shelter-report-on-house-prices-deposits_n_3461159.html" target="_blank">Shelter </a>. That boy has already started on his first house...

  • You might as well move here

    <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/24/london-housing-cheaper-live-barcelona-commute_n_4156587.html" target="_blank">It's cheaper to commute from Spain than to live in London,</a> it'd appear