We're all for guys taking responsibility when it comes to safe sex and having condoms delivered right to their door on a subscription basis, but the commercial is so cheesy and super sleazy that it is actually brilliant.
The Cocksman Club allows blokes to predict how much sex they're going to have and sign up accordingly. There's four slightly offensive tiers...
1. The Player
Three condoms for $5 a month
2. The All Star
Six condoms for $8 a month
3. The Champion
10 condoms for $10 a month
4. The Legend
24 condoms for $20 a month
... Although we're not sure you can count yourself as a "player" if you're having sex three times in a month. #JustSayin.
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