"WHEN my husband comes home, if the kids are still alive, I figure I've done my job." So said comedienne Roseanne Barr.
While fellow funnywoman and mum Victoria Wood once said: "Real mothers think sex is like full-time employment - it's a nice idea but it'll never happen again in their lifetime." Most mothers would agree that while being a mum is wonderful - it can also be a mixed blessing.
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