A Norwegian teenager is seemingly proud of having a McDonald's receipt tattooed on his forearm, after being "a little too active with the ladies".
Stian Ytterdahl, an 18-year-old from Skårer, says his friends gave him the choice between the receipt, a Barbie, or his own arse.
"Now I’m a living billboard, but I think all this is just fun," he told RB News. "Maybe it’s not as fun when I’m 50 or 60, but it’s my choice."
The glorious tattoo
With friends like that, who needs enemies?
The walking billboard himself