“If I could pretend to have your attention for just a few moments, my ex-husband, my new boyfriend and their divorced attorney are going to show you the safety features...”
So begins Martha 'Marty' Cobbs's inflight safety speech on a recent SWA flight - and it just gets better.
Presumably, on landing, she went off to do a tight five minutes at the best comedy club in Salt Lake City.
(Via Most Watched Today)
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