Be afraid. Be very afraid.
This little girl takes no prisoners, as her terrifying 'gone list' for her brother proves.
The note, written by an unnamed eight-year-old, spells out her plans for her brother Ethan and his possessions if something were to happen to him.
The hand-written note lists everything from 'take his money' (naturally), to 'dye his carpet pink' and, rather scarily, 'hammer his Legos'.
The letter was posted to Reddit by user Lala989 – who appears to be the little girl's mum. The note was uploaded with the message: "My daughter's list in case anything happened to her older brother."
Her Reddit thread was quickly bombarded with questions about the little girl (and her poor brother!), and the mum quickly reassured them it was much more light-hearted than it seems, writing:
"She was joking. Probably going to be a horror author. My kids write a lot of dramatic comics and such for fun, she likes shock value and she's eight."
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