Eva Mendes is seven months pregnant with Ryan Gosling's baby, according to sources in America.
Yes, you read that right: Ryan Gosling is reportedly going to be a DAD.
Now go and have a little cry, then come back and I'll tell you more.
America's People magazine confirmed that the Hollywood hunk-of-hunks, 33, is expecting a child with his 40-year-old girlfriend, actress Eva.
A friend of Eva's told People that while the actress had said in the past she wasn't planning to get married or have children, 'with Ryan things are different ... she's very independent but she's content with her partner. She finally found the person she really wants to be with'.
Apologies, I've set you off again, haven't I?
America's OK! magazine was the first to report the couple's 'news'.
One insider told OK!: "She's been ready for motherhood for a while now."
But, my word, the revelation hasn't gone down well with Ryan's devoted army of fans – many of whom are said to be in a state of mourning! Indeed, one website even offers counselling advice for how to deal with Ryan's dad-to-be status.
Under the headline, '7 Stages of Grieving over Ryan Gosling's Baby News,' Pop Sugar says these are: Denial, More Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Desperate Begging, Depression and, finally, Acceptance (with the advice: "Dead inside. Check back in a few years.")
Oh, Ryan, what have you done? Why couldn't you just keep it in your trousers? But perhaps there's hope after all because OK! reported that Ryan doesn't share Eva's desire to settle down and get married.
A source said: "Ryan grew up without a dad, so he always said when he had kids, he'd be there no matter what. This is it for him."
Another source added: "Ryan doesn't think they need to marry just because they are having a baby but Eva believes it's important to have their lives fully intertwined."
The Notebook heartthrob, 33, started dating Eva in 2011, taking the actress on a public date to Disneyland in Anaheim California.
Back in February, Eva denied that she was pregnant following an incident at Los Angeles International Airport when she was reported to have told officers she wouldn't be able to pass through the body scanner 'because she's pregnant'.
She later laughed off the baby talk in an interview with Ellen DeGeneres, saying: "It's so ridiculous. It all started because I didn't want to go through the scanners at the airport.
"You know those X-ray scanners, which are really creepy? They basically see you naked, right? And not only that, but there's a radiation aspect to it, so I always opt out."
Eva recently said working with Ryan on his directorial debut, How to Catch a Monster, was the 'most beautiful experience' she's ever had.
She said: "It's actually the most beautiful experience I've ever had working on a film.
"He really created the most beautiful, collaborative, creative atmosphere on set. I know I'm biased but I don't think it's just coming from me, he's the best."