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22 Incredibly British Things To Do In A Heatwave

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We're having a heatwave! Sort of. In some parts of the country. So here's how to celebrate it like a true Brit...

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    1. Go to Brighton
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    (No, really)
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    (You can only go to Brighton)
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    2. Go for a paddle
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    3. Eat ice-cream
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    4. Go for a paddle while eating ice-cream
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    5. Fall asleep in a park deckchair
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    6. Fall asleep in a busy public square
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    7. Sunbathe topless (NB. British men only)
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    8. Sunbathe in a park (NB. attractive British women only)
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    9. Sunbathe in a park surrounded by flowers (NB. attractive British women only)
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    10. Carry a parasol (NB. British royalty only)
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    11. Take something that belongs in the sea to an urban lake
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    12. Play in an urban lake with your attractive friends
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    13. Chat with an attractive friend in a park while you both wear bikinis
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    14. Hang around a town centre monument with an attractive friend while you both wear bikinis
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    15. Jump in the sea with all your clothes on
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    16. Stand in an urban fountain without many clothes on
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    17. Stand like this in an urban fountain without many clothes on
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    18. Put a hat on a dog
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    19. Let a dog lick your face
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    20. Let a child lick your ice cream
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    21. Get horribly sunburnt
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    22. Be prepared for it to start p***ing it down at any moment

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