His name may be prnounced "Hay-soos" but City winger Navas was treated like the Son of God on Monday afternoon...
If you can turn water into wine, can you turn Glen Johnson into a footballer? #askjesus
— Matty Johnson (@MattyJohnson8) July 28, 2014
Are you any good on crosses? #askjesus
— Gordon Murphy (@Lordmuca) July 28, 2014
You fed 5,000 people with 5 loaves and 2 fish, so why couldn't you be arsed to get me a cake on my birthday?
— yaya toure (@YayaToure_) July 28, 2014
if you can heal blind and paralysed people can you heal Fabregas' hairline?
— Feo (@FeoWalcutt) July 28, 2014
#AskJesus You brought Lazarus back from the dead, so can you give Giroud legs?
— Pablö (@Parmpal_) July 28, 2014
Did you become a winger because of your previous experience with crosses? #AskJesus
— b. (@_wangwe) July 28, 2014
I know you can heal the lame, but would Andy Carroll be too big an ask? #AskJesus
— Ian Power (@IHPower) July 28, 2014
— Zar (@unknownsock_zar) July 28, 2014