Joseph Gordon-Levitt is the man of your dreams, you just don't know it yet. He's making headlines right now as the film he wrote, directed and starred in, Don Jon, hits the big screen.
While you may remember him from his child star 3rd Rock From The Sun days and his stint alongside Zooey Deschanel in 500 Days Of Summer, his new flick is altogether more gritty. And more importantly, he looks really hot in it.
If you've never noticed his dashing good looks, perfect forearms or general amazing-ness before, it's time to pay attention. He's the perfect man because...
1. JGL has aged like a fine wine
He's gone from cute to knee weakeningly hot without suffering the whole "ugly duckling phase". If this gif is anything to go by he'll still be a total dish in his eighties.
2. He enjoys a good face swap pic
D'you know what's absolutely hysterical? This JGL and Zooey Deschanel face swap. Joe thinks so too, because he posted it on his Instagram.
3. He's way ahead of the fash pack
A balloon is next season's must-have accessory. Although we don't think we'd look this cute so maybe we'll leave it to him.
4. He can sing
Better than R Kelly. Perhaps. Just putting it out there.
5. He looks amazing in a suit
We didn't know it was possible for a man to look so smart, so well put together, so damn slick.
6. But he's can do dressed down too
His ability to wear a t-shirt is impeccable. We're not sure Ryan Gosling can even compete.
7. He's a great teacher
Wanna know the definition of "reinforce"? Here's JGL and his muppet pal to enlighten you.
8. This picture
Need we say more?
9. Oh and this picture
Now you've realised he's a total babe here's a little more...