It's like the time Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley got naked in some kind of Egyptian temple and proved they were *sings* not alone.
If you can bear to watch the video here it is... But if not just scroll on down and read the five important lessons we learnt from Kimye's first music video together.
1. Kanye likes horses
Sure, it makes the first 10 seconds of his new video look like that famous tick follows tock Guinness advert, but we're pretty sure Kanye doesn't give a duck. If he wants horses, he'll damn well have horses. And he'll have them in slow motion, OKAY?
2. Kimye have a very open relationship
While K West was rumoured to be keen for his wife-to-be to quit her reality telly show once baby North West was born, it seems he doesn't have any problem with Joe Public seeing he and she get down to a bit of baby making... On a moving vehicle.
3. Beds are for fools
Sex in a bed is out. Do it on a bike against a backdrop of stars wearing a ripped t-shirt or don't do it at all.
4. Kim is a gyrating prop
With plenty of shots of a naked KK riding up and down on what we can only imagine is Yeezy's gear stick (grim) along with a good five second clip of her head bouncing up and down it seems Kanye is using her as some sort of cinematic prop. If we weren't so freaked out by the clip, we'd probably be angry about this or at least debate it further.
5. Videos with actual meaning are a thing of the past
Sometimes a musical artist will use their videos to make a point, address a social issue (*cough cough* Lily Allen) and what not. Not young Kanye here. We reckon he just dreamt it up one day and so it came to fruition. Note to Kanye: Some things are best left inside your head.
Anyway, here's Kim with her clothes on.
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