Forget Aruba, newlyweds Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are honeymooning in Ireland. That's right, the most extravagant couple in the world are NOT sunning themselves on a sandy white beach somewhere in the tropics. They're busy mountain biking in the drizzle. Yeah f*cking right.
After their jaunt through the countryside, the couple allegedly made their way to a local pub and knocked back a pint of Guinness.
Fergal Somers, manager of the outdoor activity group who may or may not be the man behind Kimye's bike ride, hinted at the pair's presence.
"We had two American VIPs here yesterday. They had four staff with them. They hired bikes for 35 euros and a guide for 75 euros.
While Team MyDaily don't doubt the couple is honeymooning in Ireland, we out and out refuse to accept they went mountain biking or ate a picnic.
If we had just joined in holy matrimony in the most ostentatious wedding ceremony known to man and womankind, there's no way we'd spend our honeymoon doing outdoor pursuits. Also, who picnics in the rain?
Plus, the image of Yeezy on a mountain bike is simply one we cannot conjure, no matter how hard we try.
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