Perhaps the new mum is a little anxious about showing off her post-pregnancy curves, but we seriously doubt that. After all, this is the woman who worshipped at the alter of tight clothing, for the whole nine months of her pregnancy. #JustSayin
There are several possible reasons for such bogus attire - herewith our thoughts:
1. As we already mentioned, perhaps Kim is just a little shy on the sartorial front. Unlikely.
2. She's had a MASSIVE tattoo done of baby North's face and is just waiting until it heals before she unveils it to the world. Hmm, not convinced.
3. She's lost all her baby weight and has signed a secret magazine deal worth oodles of dosh - hence the big reveal will come at a later date. Quite possibly.
4. KANYE! Perhaps the new baby daddy wants his baby mumma to hide her famous assets now that she's all grown up and a mother.
We vote for number 4. Or maybe 3.
See Kim's pregnancy style in our gallery.
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