Meet Sam Innes, the guy trying to take the loom band trend to another level with the "loomkini". Yes, we're talking a multicoloured rubber band thong and he's selling it on Ebay.
While we're all for the latest in lingerie - we love those vagina pants and couldn't be more psyched about Britney Spears' debut underwear collection - the "loomkini" thing is really not grabbing us. Plastic between buttocks? Nope.
You have until Friday 25th July to bag this bizarre item on Ebay. Despite being listed as, "new without tags" with a starting rate of £30, it's yet to get any bids. Shocker.
OK, it may be a trend - but this whole "loomkini" thing? Never going to happen.
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