These pencils are exactly why spending your life on Etsy is completely justifiable. Use can use them to write, just like any old pencil, except these ones have Mean Girls quotes on them too. Functional AND funny. Hashtag joy, people.
And guess what? They also do a Pitch Perfect range:
1. Do you even go to this school?
2. Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die!
3. One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.
4. She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.
5. Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!
6. I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.
7. I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.
8. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
9. That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.
10. Is butter a carb?