Hmmm. It almost pains us to see our usual style crush Natalie Portman get it quite so wrong in the style stakes.
We realise she has a two-year-old boy, called Aleph, so looking impossibly glossy every minute of the day is unlikely. But, c'mon Nat...
The actress recently revealed there could be a Thor 3 in the making, and is also being kept busy while working on her directorial debut.
Her family are also set to relocate to Paris next year, where Benjamin will take up the position as the director of the Paris Opera Ballet from September 2014.
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