The Duchess of Cambridge's sister, Pippa Middleton and her stockbroker beau Nico Jackson have been dating for just eight months, but that hasn't stopped rumours that the pair are already set to marry from flying about the place.
"But it has the opposite effect on Nico - it scares him a bit. He finds it all very embarrassing.
"What's amusing to both of them is that this last 'authoritative' report that they plan to marry in Scotland was simply a tip-off from someone who had seen them getting on a plane to Inverness."
Ah well, we can still speculate, right?