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Roger Federer Ruins A Lifelong Dream

21/11/2017 08:46 GMT

Gosh thanks, Roger Federer - you've only gone and destroyed our lifelong dream that being sprayed with champagne like a champion would be ace. IS NOTHING SACRED?!?!?!?

Speaking to Vanity Fair about having a boozy shower after a big win, the tennis player said: "In team competition, very often they like to do that, especially on court.

"Next thing you know, you don't see anything. It's an awful feeling, but a good one at the same time. So you need a shower right away after that."

*Does sarcastic sad face*.