1. "You get in life what you have the courage to ask for."
You'll never get to booty pop with Bey, if you don't ask.
2. "The big secret in life is there is no secret. Whatever your goal. You can get there if you're willing to work."
And then you can enjoy a soak in the tub.
3. "Devote today to something so daring even you can't believe you're doing it."
No words necessary.
4. "Everybody looks at their poop."
Even Kate Middleton.
5. "Forgiveness is letting go of the hope that the past can be changed."
Plus your ex boyf was a total douche and doesn't deserve all that energy you're wasting hating him.
6. "The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate."
Amen to that, Oprah!