I was building shelves in my garage when a neighbour girl, one of my four-year-old daughter's friends, approached me and said, "I just saw in your house. It's pretty dirty. Norah's mummy needs to clean more."
"Some people find comments like that rude," I said.
The little girl looked at me with a snarky smile and said, "yup!"
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