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#BeardProblems: 14 Issues All Bearded People Are Forced To Tackle

07/05/2015 10:43 BST | Updated 07/05/2015 10:59 BST
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Tom Hardy and Kelly Marcel arrive for the British Academy Film Awards 2014 After Party at the Grosvenor Hotel, in central London, Sunday, Feb. 16, 2014. (Photo by Jonathan Short/Invision/AP)

It's hard having an awesome beard. Here are some of the undocumented struggles of epic facial hair:


1. Having a barbecue is basically out of the question.


2. So is having children.

Nearly two weeks old, and this little booger already has quite the grip. #beardproblems #hisnameisjohn

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3. There's all the questions you need to deal with.

#beardproblems #beardnation

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4. You can't drink Guinness without it being the main talking point of the evening.

#Guinness #BeardProblems

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5. Or eat ice cream.


6. Or go out in the cold, ever.

Throw back to when I had a beast beard!#beardedandbeautiful#growit#beard#frozen#beardproblems#bringitback

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7. It's impossible to hide a spillage gracefully.

When "Saving it for later" is taken literally. #beard #beardproblems #goddamnmotherfuckingyogurt

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8. CRUMBS.

#beardproblems

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9. Even something as simple as blowing your nose is a total minefield.


10. And can you eat cupcakes, the source of all the world's happiness? No chance.


11. Your ID looks nothing like you.

#beard #beards #bearded #tattoo #tattoos #beardproblems

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12. But that doesn't matter because your beard ages you so much you won't need ID. Ever.

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13. Working in the food service industry isn't really an option.

I hate beard nets. #selfie #beard #beardproblems #winco #work #annoying #itchy

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14. But at least you could get a job at the local airport as a windsock.

It's kinda windy. ••• #beard #beardlife #beardproblems #beardporn #pogonophile #life #thestruggle

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