Great British Bake Off 2015: Episode Two (Biscuit Week) As It Happened, In Funny Tweets

12/08/2015 21:02 BST | Updated 12/08/2015 21:59 BST

Great British Bake Off is back on our screens, and it's got us glued to the sofa once again. It's at its usual innuendo-ridden gold standard, so here's how the second episode went down, illustrated with funny tweets.

Warning: here be spoilers.

We kicked off with two hours to make 24 biscotti:

But we were all missing Stu and his odd tastes a little bit:

But then this bloke put ROSEMARY in a biscuit:

We got a bit more insight into the posh one's life:

Things got a bit more technical with some wafer thin spirals of puff pastry known as an arlette:

Yeah, it was Paul's choice. He had his crafty little face on.

Then this happened:

The judging was one of the crumbiest things to ever happen:

Dorret actually won something, which was good after last week's TOTAL mishap.

The showstopper? A box. Made of biscuit. To carry more biscuits. Which is incredible, and an open goal for innuendos:

Mat made a gingerbread fire engine, because obviously he hasn't mentioned the whole "firefighting" thing enough.

Ugne attempted to make a marshmallow baby stealing the biscuits, because apparently that's a thing:

Dorret decided to use a cookie cutter to make little green frogs:

And Ian made... This:

So many innuendos.

And Alvin didn't quite finish...

You just couldn't get Paul to switch off:

In the end, Ian was the star baker and Marie got sent home:

And did you spot this?