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It's the Pits

Posted: 08/08/2012 00:00

I've been sick, gone naked and had a baby on national television. You'd think that when it comes to sharing personal experiences I would have a pretty thick skin. Well, I was recently surprised to find out that there was a cheeky challenge waiting around the corner that would make me quiver in my Topshop ankle boots.

You'd think that in 2012 we are liberated enough to discuss body hair without going red. And that actually growing a little bit wouldn't be a big issue. Wrong. It is a massive, gigantic issue and you have to have great big boobs of steel to do it.

I've engaged in lady maintenance since I was 11. I've waxed, shaved or slathered on toxic-smelling hair removal cream without giving it a moment's thought. When I was teen someone commented on my hairy arms and I've waxed them ever since. In my twenties a boyfriend suggested I deal with my lady garden and so, feeling deeply apologetic, I complied. I just thought it was as much part of being a woman as periods and pretending to like pink. But this all changed when I met a group of wonderful women called Those Pesky Dames. Themselves fans of mother nature's work, they challenged me to grow all of my body hair. After wiping the sweat from my forehead I reasoned with myself: how hard can it be, reeeeally?

Week one: a doddle. I love my new two minute shower routine and am familiar with the slightly spikey legs. I gleefully enjoy extra time with family, friends or doing something constructive like watching repeats of Family Guy.

Week two: as above but I avoid silk PJ's as my legs are starting to catch on the fabric. Nice.

Week three: my underarms start to become visibly hairy. I realise I have gradually switched to long sleeves and I make myself return to vest-tops.

Week four: everything changes. All areas of growth are starting to bother me. I stare longingly at my lonely razor. If I wasn't accountable to a group of feisty girls it'd all be off before you could say Julia Roberts. I brave the bus in a small top and receive my first double take from a female passenger. I can tell she is trying to get another glimpse but I'm too chicken to raise my arm again. I fall into passengers laps for the next fifteen minutes rather than reaching up to the handrail.

Week five: another shift. My armpits have become soft and they are definitely a statement. I talk myself into being proud of this but my courage comes and goes depending on who I am talking to. I wear shirts to meetings. I am suddenly very aware of how not-brave I am. In other downstairs areas I am starting to feel quite womanly and sexy. It is now less five o'clock shadow and more ferral. I decide that it might even be a keeper. The legs, well, I still really hate the legs but I am interested to note that my arms really aren't that hairy. Thank you to the guy who made me paranoid - I have been waxing for 15 years unnecessarily.

I remain strong for week six, seven and eight but at week nine, the legs have gotta go. Before I attack my legs with a razor I stand in front of the mirror and realise that smoothness is a critical part of my definition of 'woman'. I realise how crazy it is that something I am born with, that mother nature deemed important enough not to phase-out, can be something I find so unpleasant. I've been bombarded with razor avertisements telling me that I can only release my inner goddess once I am smooth. I've never seen a female on television, in a film or in a magazine that has body hair - unless she is a witch.

So, contrary to all the images I've absorbed, can I retrain my brain to find my natural state sexy? And am I bothered by the hair itself or other people's opinions of me? Can I be brave enough to stand alone in a world telling me that to be a 'woman' is to be smoother than a toddler?

At one stage of the challenge I did wonder whether I was being paranoid. Do people really give two monkeys about the state of my legs? So I spent the day asking people. And turns out, most of us really mind. 'Be gone she-beast!' was the general vibe I got when I asked members of the public what they thought of my new furry pits. When asked 'would you rather break both your legs or sleep with/be a girl with hairy legs?' I was pretty amazed to hear how happy people were to take a stint in a wheelchair.

I know that, before doing this experiment, I would have been the same. If I'd seen a girl at the bus stop with hairy legs I would have questioned her hygiene. But, having allowed my body to return to its natural hairy state, I can say with some confidence that being hairy does not make you smelly or dirty. In fact, it's very purpose is to aid in keeping you clean. Much like your eyelashes stop dust getting into your eyes, your pubic hair is very good at protecting your vital area.

I am so thankful to the women before us who fought for our rights. We can now drive, own a property, have a job and vote, but I think we've still got a way to go. Perhaps it's not the most important battle we face but I think it's an interesting indication of where feminism hasn't fully permeated.

There's no doubt that choosing for ourselves whether we do or do not have body hair is something that we can all do, and whilst it's not quite the same as setting fire to our underwear, it still takes a huge amount of courage. We've gone a long way up the mountain but we're not there yet. And whilst things are better, we're not at the top yet. I'd really love to see the view in my lifetime.

 

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16:39 on 20/08/2012
"Week two: as above but I avoid silk PJ's as my legs are starting to catch on the fabric. Nice."

That stops once the hair is fully grown out. Stubble is the worst stage.
20:22 on 13/08/2012
First of all, why are you assuming that discussion of female bodily hair is taboo? In which circles? My female friends and I a) don't shave in the winter because who's wearing a tshirt anyway, and we cycle so we need the hair for warmth, and b) are not bound up in the need to constantly appear sexually desirable, and I don't think we're particularly unusual for our age.
Also, why have you written a whole article about the taboos of bodily hair with only one reference to pubic hair? The whole conversation feels a bit dated, to be honest. But that's the Huffpost for you.
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sabelmouse
i love to tumble , ask me why .
11:53 on 12/08/2012
i'm german and i've never shaved, waxed or removed any hair. i wasn't even aware what a big thing it was until nena went on stage and most of the usa and the uk had a fit.
i'm blonde i admit, it might have been different if my hair was darker. leg wise that is. anyway. proud to be european.
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Whistlejackett
Hey stop doing that
10:40 on 12/08/2012
Back in the 60's they had "Nair for your hair" it was a required element along with fire and water. Now they have No No! Men are removing chest hair! Nair go there!
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sabelmouse
i love to tumble , ask me why .
11:53 on 12/08/2012
i like a bit of hair on a man's chest.
10:35 on 12/08/2012
Keep it simple... celebrate your uniqueness... do not try to clone yourself on on size zero... be proud of what you are.. not what others say you ought to be. Then people will like you as your true beauty will emerge through the veneer we call skin.

Remember if you shave you are trapping yourself in the shackles of inferiority, which is driven by the media and cosmetic world . Rise above it. I am a man who loves people to be themselves. So please do not tell me that its hard to not shave. Its easy, just do it and as soon as you do everyone else will follow suit. We will all be better for it as it will cause Tsunami of change in our ideas of beauty.
16:17 on 08/08/2012
Removing pubic hair can be harmful too: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/aug/07/pubic-hair-has-job-stop-shaving

Well done for trying to change things, Cherry!
16:11 on 08/08/2012
I believe you should just be yourself. I'm fed up of hearing from people 'You should shave' and also the feminists saying 'You should NOT shave'. How about we all stop listening to others, be ourselves and be happy that way. I will eat what I want to eat, work where I choose to work, I will shave where I like to shave, I will be who I want to be. We should stop caring what small minded people think and just be happy. I eat junk food, I do shave everywhere and I enjoy being a teen nudist. Life is what you make it, not what others perceive your life to be.
15:24 on 08/08/2012
I am a naturally - or should that be unnaturally hirsute woman courtesy of both my mother and father being especially hairy (legs and arms, head, but not face) and especially dark, with fair skin. I was bullied at school by the boys for having hairy legs and have had to shave etc since the age of 12 as a result. It sucks. But I do feel more attractive when smooth. I bleach my arms, shave pits and spend significant amounts of time tending to the lady garden. It's the most significant factor in me no longer swimming, as it would take such a long time to get ready.

Yes I do it to look attractive, but I also do it to feel good in my self. If a wife should always be a lover, too, then surely there's an element of that at play.

Incidentally, one of the things I love most about my man is that he is hairier than me - something I find it instantly masculine and sexy. Oh, and yes, he does tend to his rugs, too. Our relationship has at least some balance...
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14:29 on 08/08/2012
As a naturally hirsute man (some might say extremely so) this is an issue I've often wondered about. From the male point of view, I can honestly say most of us wouldn't notice one way or the other if you didn't shave under your arms but would definitely notice if you were less confident than you used to be.

If you feel the need to shave to feel feminine then do so, if you don't mind a couple of hairs here and there then leave them alone. Look at women from the 70's, hair was (and still is) a normal part of life, it's only recently that fashion has dictated removing every errant strand of it, give it another 5 years and it'll swing back the other way.

So long as you are happy with the way you look and feel, who cares what other people think?
13:20 on 08/08/2012
I should also add the comedy value of this page being below a massive headline "Five Years and Still No Growth" ..!
13:19 on 08/08/2012
I find it weird how much focus people put on these issues when they see someone not doing what they see as the norm. It's strange the other way around too given how many guys you see on TV who are clearly waxed to an inch of their life. Why can't we just accept each other as we are, then we could spend more time on matters of real importance - eh Doubtless.
12:57 on 08/08/2012
Mmmm......we've got problems with the Economy, the London riots, civil war in Syria, Female Genital Mutilation, numerous banking scandals, a missing 12 year old girl - and you're bothered about......pubic hair!!

You go girl!!
12:43 on 08/08/2012
I am just in shock that it was 3 weeks until your arm pit hair was visible...
I think it will take a lot to change people's conceptions of people with lots of visible body hair - and unfortunately it would probably need some glam A-list celeb to make it a trend before most people would consider it. Personally I hate most of my body hair, but when I see my friends with unshaven legs for example, it is true that for most people it is never as obvious as you think!
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11:20 on 08/08/2012
It is interesting how much of society's ideal of femininity is artificial. Women require constant maintenance to look the way they're expected to - makeup, hair products, arm leg and pit shaving, pubic waxing, being unrealistically skinny... whereas a lot of the time it's considered a nice touch if a man is even clean. Admittedly the bar is set a lot higher for men than it used to be, but we still don't need to make nearly the same amount of effort as our female counterparts.

There's no societally-enforced pressure on men to primp, but it's becoming more and more of an option for blokes. It'd be nice if women had the same choice without critics (mostly other women, which is a whole other discussion) hysterically tearing them apart.
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