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Guy Tries To Hide The Fact He's Been Cheating By Saying His Dad 'Gave Him A Love Bite'

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16/09/2016 16:00

A guy has come up with what is quite possibly the world’s worst excuse for a mysterious love bite that appeared on his neck. 

Alex Snapchatted his girlfriend and said: “Babe don’t get mad! I got to show you something. 

“I told my dad yesterday I was gunna see you today and he thought it would be funny to jump on me to wake me up and he gave me a hickey (sic). 

“I was like really! This bitch is huge!!! My mom said I look like white trash.”

There are no words.

Alex’s partner simply responded: “Alex you got me f**ked up.”

The tweet was shared on Twitter by Daniel (@MyFavsTrash) where it has been shared more than 6,500 times. 

The internet, understandably, found it hilarious and baffling. 

Moral of the story? Don’t cheat. 

[H/T Distractify]

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