December Jottings

Britain vetoed a European Treaty - Ho, ho, ho.

Atheism - the most aggressive religion in history.

Britain vetoed a European Treaty - Ho, ho, ho.

Christmas nuts roasting on a fire - what I'd like to do to most MEPs.

Mistletoe and Whining - about all we've ever had from Europe.

Every time some guttural-voiced Eurocrat pronounces on Britain it's another solid reason to kick them in the balls.

Coalition politics - it's like crapping your pants and walking round with the consequence.

Europe should build a pyre of red-tape and taxes - instead it digs itself a hole.

The Eurozone - a jerry-built handcart heading for hell.

Welfare - it works so you don't have to.

Go along to get along - why generals rarely stand up to politicians.

Russia is a banana republic where the bananas have gone missing.

Summer tends to follow Spring - unless you live in Russia.

The West has an exit strategy in Afghanistan - I suspect President Karzai has one also.

Hubris and stupidity have brought the West to the brink - vested interests will kick it over.

The next generation will not thank us - largely because they are inarticulate and cannot spell.

The City contributes £60bn-a-year to the Exchequer - anti-capitalist protesters give precisely nothing.

Paris wants to be a global financial hub - they'd better stop being French then.

Living within your means is something people without parents do.

Only one thing will prevent Britain becoming the next Greece - we're not Greek.

Women once burnt their bras - they should be burning the burqa.

In a few generations, Britain has gone from being the workshop of the world to the work-shy.

I used to be an agnostic - now I'm not sure.

Worst case, Iran will be another North Korea - insular, paranoid, nuclear-tipped and thus untouchable.

We live in a po-faced world where none may give offence and all are quick to take it - thank God for Clarkson.

I do not have a pension - I pay for other people's.

Riots - all-night shopping for the underclass.

Depression, therapry, neuroses - and they say civilisation progresses.

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