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In Praise of Christopher Maloney: 10 Reasons Why He Should Win 'X Factor' 2012

Posted: 23/11/2012 00:00

From Carolynne Poole to Ella Henderson, this year's X Factor has been dominated by shocking eliminations. But amid the contentious results, one man has emerged as an unlikely hero - loveable Liverpudlian crooner Christopher Maloney. Excluding the criticism he has received from the judges, press, Twitter users, internet forums, Facebook groups, bloggers, Simon Cowell, production crew, studio audience, past winners and his fellow contestants, Christopher has been this year's most universally popular X Factor hopeful. Victory may be on the horizon, but it is vital that his huge fan base continues to vote as he heads towards the final stretch. For the benefit of the uninitiated, here are 10 reasons why Christopher Maloney should win X Factor 2012:

  1. He's the People's Choice. Christopher is unique amongst this year's X Factor finalists in that it was the public - not the judges - that voted him into the live shows. In a moment of madness and uncharacteristic misjudgement, Gary Barlow had forgotten to include Chris in his original selection of Over 28s. Thankfully, he quickly realised his error and put Christopher forward for the wildcard public vote. The poll was a foregone conclusion - sense prevailed and Christopher was awarded his rightful place in the top 13. It would be a victory for 'people power' and democracy if Christopher - the people's choice - were to be crowned X Factor champion.
  2. He's conquered his nerves.
    In his seminal first audition, we saw Christopher struggle to keep his anxieties at bay, visibly trembling as he sang for the judges and 10,000-strong crowd at Liverpool's Echo Arena. Contrast this with his week three performance of Waiting For A Star To Fall and it's clear that we have witnessed a miraculous transformation. The quivering caterpillar has metamorphosed into a confident, beautiful butterfly - and we've followed him on this inspirational journey together. Christopher gives hope to those suffering from confidence issues, proving that nerves can affect anyone, no matter how huge their talent, but can also be overcome.
  3. His song choices are timeless.
    While other acts exploit the popularity of current hits to boost their votes, Christopher delves into the chart archives, adding his own contemporary twist to 1980s classics. Throughout his time in the competition, Chris has never performed a song released within the last 20 years. In doing this, he gives the audience a rare aural treat, allowing older viewers a nostalgia trip, as well as educating youngsters in musical gems from long before their time. You can listen to Call Me Maybe on your radio all day long. You have to tune into a Christopher Maloney performance to enjoy All Out Of Love.
  4. He's doing it for his nan.
    Many contestants enter X Factor for selfish reasons, with no thought for anybody but Number One. Christopher's motives are selfless - he is doing it for his Nan. This altruism is enough to bring a tear to a glass eye. Perhaps such a family-orientated role model is what's needed in today's fractured society. And how lovely it would be to give Christopher's Nan the Christmas present of her life - her grandson's winning single in her stocking.
  5. He's fashionable.
    Like Lady GaGa, Madonna and Rick Astley before him, Christopher Maloney has become something of a fashion icon. He takes pride in his appearance and knows his own image, achieving a balancing of style and warmth, donning his trademark overcoat for performances and trendy fingerless gloves in his downtime. It's almost impossible to find 'Maloney couture' on the rails of high-end clothing stores these days, no doubt because the garments have been snapped up by early adopters keen to latch on to the trendsetter's elegance.
  6. He has pop star support.
    In addition to being mentored and endorsed by Gary Barlow - the UK's premier singer-songwriter - Christopher has been described by Rita Ora on Xtra Factor as "something fresh" and "breathtaking". Cheryl Cole, the queen of strong vocals, admired the "power" of his voice at Judges' Houses and accurately prophesised "the public will love him". Even Tulisa, who has been slow to succumb to Christopher's charms, last week gushed, "Your vocals are always amazing so tonight I decided to admit defeat, sit back and enjoy your voice and I think you sounded really good". The support of these influential contemporary pop stars should stand him in good stead for the industry. Who knows, maybe a duet with one of the above could be on the cards one day?
  7. Gary Barlow deserves it.
    Having carried out such a wonderful job in masterminding the Diamond Jubilee Concert this year, it would be fitting to end 2012 with a victory for Gary Barlow and his protégé Christopher. With his tireless charity work and immeasurable contribution to music, Gary has given so much to this country - it is time for us to repay our debt to him by voting for Christopher. Receiving an OBE must have been nice, but an X Factor triumph would no doubt be even sweeter.
  8. Liverpool deserves it.
    From The Beatles in the 1960s to Frankie Goes To Hollywood in the 1980s to Atomic Kitten in the 2000s, Liverpool is a city with a rich musical heritage. But one prestigious accolade has as yet eluded the city - being the hometown of an X Factor winner. The Guinness World Capital Of Pop has produced runners-up in Ray Quinn, Rebecca Ferguson and Marcus Collins, but is yet to claim pole position. Liverpool has been the bridesmaid three times - Christopher Maloney would make the perfect bride.
  9. He's resilient.
    "And did you think this fool could never win? Well look at me, I'm coming back again," Christopher declared during his defiant week six performance of I'm Still Standing - a subtle but direct message to his detractors that his feathers will not be ruffled by the minority. Such resilience is always to be applauded - Christopher represents the stiff upper lip that made Britain Great.
  10. He's passionate.
    Insiders claim that Christopher spends every weekend repeatedly dialling his own X Factor voting number. "I've voted for myself a few times," admits Chris. This serves to demonstrate his passion, determination and ambition - admirable traits that should be encouraged. "He must have a very expensive phone bill!" confirmed fellow contestant Kye Sones. One must speculate to accumulate and Christopher's investment can be paid off when he receives the royalties from his first album.

James Arthur may be raw and original, Jahmene Douglas may be a superb singer, Rylan Clark may be entertaining, and Union J may have commercial appeal - but none quite encapsulate the unique qualities of Christopher Maloney. If the Mayan prophecies prove true and the world does indeed end on 21 December, then the swansong of human achievement must be sung by Christopher Maloney - X Factor champion 2012.

 

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From Carolynne Poole to Ella Henderson, this year's X Factor has been dominated by shocking eliminations. But amid the contentious results, one man has emerged as an unlikely hero - loveable Liverpudl...
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Might as well laugh while you still can.
11:17 AM on 12/03/2012
I hear if he wins he's going to re-release "There's no one quite like Grandma." Shops have already got the reduced to clear stickers at the ready.
11:17 PM on 12/02/2012
He was voted back into the competition by the public because they felt sorry for him. His OTT nerves pulled on the heartstrings so between his hometown of liverpool and the softhearts he got back in and was held afloat.

Then I think they kept voting him in just in protest to Cowell. Here my son, see what you can make out of this wet weekend when he wins!

I shan't hold my breath to see what is made from this damp motorised cardboard cut-out!
10:08 PM on 12/02/2012
So the bored billionaire is sitting there sniggering (un-like Scrooge) while the rest of us suffer and be subjected to that wretched person Chris Maloney for another week of 'bigging up' his Nan.
CM looked a tad odd tonight and I thought little Jahmene was about to chin the git due to his back being slapped by Maloney 6 times on stage (wish Jahmene did chin him)....
Maloney needs psychological help, his overall demenuar very scary. What the hell will happen in Manchester? White coats on stand-by........................
09:06 PM on 12/02/2012
if chris wins it will be thanks to the one hit wonder tulisa her nasty coments got the backs up of the scousers
11:19 PM on 11/26/2012
This is a very funny and load of old rubbish article. Sorry he maybe a nice bloke in real life and I do feel sorry for the stick he is getting, it is not nice. But he doesn't come across as genuine and that's what I feel is missing, also he is boring and not exciting at all. He gets really offended by criticisms that is given to him (even though yes at time it is a bit much bless him) and he needs to chill. If Gary is in next year he needs to put better people through!!
04:52 PM on 11/25/2012
Um, sarcasm anybody? Article hilarious, comments section - comic gold.
06:49 PM on 11/24/2012
I like Christopher but James has the better voice and charm .But it's nice to read an article in his favour for once !
07:00 PM on 11/23/2012
I don't believe Chris ever had a problem controlling his nerves,just a problem faking them. Every time the parachute is removed-suddenly he can fly. He can sing but he is is old fashioned,dated and boring. IMHO. Chris was so OTT with his nerves at the first audition,then suddenly he sings perfectly. I think he was try to stage a second Sue Boyle moment. Unfortunantly the affection Sue Boyle achieved continued past the first week. I think that is because more people believe she is genuine. If Chris wins through reverse symphathy,I think he will be a one hit wonder and will have to team up as a duet with Steve Brookstien to fill a workingman's club
11:21 PM on 12/02/2012
Sue Boyle can sing! Big difference!
03:56 PM on 11/23/2012
When I read the headline, I made the mistake of assuming "10 reasons" to mean "10 good reasons."
03:35 PM on 11/23/2012
He can only get better, I would like to see him do meatloaf number. He can nail it! I don't watch the show but I watch his performance online weekly.
11:22 PM on 12/02/2012
Oh please, it's like watching mould growing
01:51 PM on 11/23/2012
Thanks for reminding me about I'm All Out of Love, which I love. There are of course other versions of the song, such as that by Air Supply themselves, to be found on YouTube. :)
01:36 PM on 11/23/2012
He's the most consistent performer. He has a theatrical/stage show type voice that he does pretty well

Tulisa doesn't like him because he's not an urban act and doesn't rap. Louis Walsh drones on about looking for an "international star", so it begs the question of why he pushed Wagner.
01:21 PM on 11/23/2012
Liverpool deserves it? Atomic kitten? Liverpool deserves alot of things for giving us Atomic Kitten but praise isn't one of them.
11:11 AM on 11/23/2012
Yes but can he sing ???
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disgusted.
12:40 PM on 11/23/2012
No, but he's excellent at crying until he received criticism for his predictable displays of heart felt emotion after which he opportunistically manned up.
02:27 PM on 11/23/2012
YES he can and does sing each week effortlessly.