Another day, another dysfunctional celebrity announces their desire for a baby.
Russell Brand, the well-known "cad" has made a miraculous transformation into devoted boyfriend and potential family man. Apparently.
He has been dating singer Katy Perry for, oooh, all of two and a half months.
Now apparently he's a changed man and is thinking marriage and babies.
He says all that sleeping around was just being "thorough" to make sure he found the right woman. Riiiight.
Do you think that was one of his pick-up lines?
The 34-year-old comedian told GMTV: "It was a deep craving within me -- I mistook it for lust.
"I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough -- to get the right one. I'm ever so happy."
Mmmm. I think your initial instinct may have been correct, Russ.
But no - now marriage and kids are on the table, he told GMTV.
"I don't know, get married, you say? That would be good, isn't it? I want to have children - that would be good," he said.
Last week he even met his future children's grandparents - meeting Perry's parents in Austria.
The singer's parents are Christian pastors who were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary. Wonder how they got on with Russell...
Meanwhile Perry, 25, has been pictured wearing West Ham Utd underwear - Russell's football team. She also recorded a cover of the team's song "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles". It must be love.
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