Celebrity Big Brother Housemate Darryn Lyons Shows Off His Fake Abs

Darren Lyons

The Huffington Post UK   First Posted: 22/08/11 14:52 BST Updated: 22/10/11 11:12 BST

Some men have a right to be proud of their toned stomachs, after all the beer-shunning, tofu-quaffing and pavement-pounding that goes into creating a well-sculpted washboard stomach.

Other men, for example one Mr Paparazzi, aka Darren Lyons, take the short cut to the perfect ab.

It was inevitable he was going to take his top off at some point - after all, Celebrity Big Brother is a live programme and the man has to shower. What was more of a surprise was what lay beneath his customarily garish ensemble.

In preparation for his entry to the microscopic exposure of the Big Brother house, the 46-year-old showbiz paparazzo had undertaken a surgical procedure known as 'contouring' to achieve his rippling abdomen, however, we're assured no tortoises were harmed in this production.

Here’s Lyon in all his fake six-pack glory. It appears the down-to-earth Aussie has more in common with the plastic fantastic women in the house than first we thought.

What do you think, should Lyon be proud of his six pack?

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Some men have a right to be proud of their toned stomachs, after all the beer-shunning, tofu-quaffing and pavement-pounding that goes into creating a well-sculpted washboard stomach. Other men, for...
Some men have a right to be proud of their toned stomachs, after all the beer-shunning, tofu-quaffing and pavement-pounding that goes into creating a well-sculpted washboard stomach. Other men, for...
 
 
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thetxsndn
Man Plans. God laughs.
12:53 AM on 08/25/2011
I saw him last week on People Of Walmart.com
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Helen Greenfeld
"There is Nothing New Under the Sun"
02:46 AM on 08/25/2011
Actually that was his sister fat sister in the bikini top remember?
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chiara0
The sleep of reason produces monsters.
10:02 PM on 08/24/2011
Do you think my six-pack makes me look fat?
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Helen Greenfeld
"There is Nothing New Under the Sun"
02:46 AM on 08/25/2011
LOL
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thetxsndn
Man Plans. God laughs.
03:28 AM on 08/25/2011
Helen Greenfeld
Actually that was his sister fat sister in the bikini top remember?

posted Aug 24, 2011 at 21:46:26 Reply Link
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9:30pm here in Texas & they're taking forever to clear posts on here tonight & I wanted to reply to you before I go get some sleep. Yeah I know the one you're talking about....lol. Dontcha just love that site ! The stuff some of those people wear is really something. I wouldn't dress like that in my own home with the blinds drawn let alone out in public....lol
09:28 AM on 08/25/2011
haha!
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American in Exile
02:29 PM on 08/24/2011
What some people won't do for attention.
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Helen Greenfeld
"There is Nothing New Under the Sun"
02:47 AM on 08/25/2011
and he's getting it :)
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Nabil Muhammad
05:01 AM on 08/24/2011
looks like he ate,nay, swallowed whole a turtle shell
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Helen Greenfeld
"There is Nothing New Under the Sun"
02:47 AM on 08/25/2011
6 to be exact
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Nabil Muhammad
07:08 AM on 08/25/2011
lol
12:25 AM on 08/24/2011
omg lol
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Bubba10
09:39 PM on 08/23/2011
What the heck isTHAT?
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Helen Greenfeld
"There is Nothing New Under the Sun"
02:48 AM on 08/25/2011
A real sexy hunk of a man
03:45 PM on 08/23/2011
Look more like flab's to me. but they're still better than mine.
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EuroRant1
ExPat - Living outside, Looking in
04:44 PM on 08/24/2011
No problem.
Table for six... no waiting.
Buy a set today.
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gerrydoyle
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum @gerrydoyle2012
11:55 AM on 08/23/2011
On the plus side, he's a shoo in if they remake 'Teenage mutant ninja turtles'.
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KMAJ
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04:40 AM on 08/23/2011
Tonight we dine in... McDonalds!
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AnaM
01:33 AM on 08/23/2011
I've always thought that Big Brother is cast such that it presents the social dregs. People that you generally would never associated with.
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Gavin Saunders
we only have each other
01:12 PM on 08/23/2011
I wonder if guys like this would be in our consciousness were it not for Muckmurdoch.
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benchy
01:03 AM on 08/23/2011
This is a sad, sad show. It has moved to Channel 5 which no one watches. The so called celebreties are people that no one in the UK has even heard off, other than Jerad or whatever their name is and Kerry Catona, which I still not sure what she is famous for. I watched just part of it today and I thought it was a spook. I predict the whole Big Brother shows have come to an end, and we can only be thankful for that.
09:33 AM on 08/25/2011
Yes, I agree 100%! Oh god, yes please. I thought they had stopped (?), then there was this awful commercial where they dug up every (it seemed!) big brother contestent from the last millenia! I stopped watching it after numero tres, and then it went on for another 8+ years I think? It got to the point where I had to mute/change channel any time an ad for the show came up. Big Brother had it's day (e.g. the first series, where it could just, at a stretch, be seen as a sort of social experiment) and since then has really scraped the barrell of what constitutes "entertainment" nowadays.
07:10 PM on 08/22/2011
Hilarious.. is the 'how low can you go' - contest still going?
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harobamason
its a new day
05:18 PM on 08/22/2011
EEeeewwwwwww...
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sillyfrog
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03:41 PM on 08/22/2011
That is funny, mmm maybe sad.