Kim Jong Il Dead: 'Nature Mourning' North Korean Leader Reports State Media

North Korea

Huffington Post UK   First Posted: 22/12/11 12:16 Updated: 22/12/11 12:53

North Korean state media has reported "strange natural phenomena" that it says proves nature is "mourning" the death of Kim Jong Il.

Sudden cracking ice, glowing mountains and glorious sunsets have all been reported after the death of the leader was reported on Monday.

The Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) reported on its website that "peculiar natural wonders were observed on Mt Paektu, Jong Il Peak and Tonghung Hill in Hamhung City".

Ice covering Lake Chon was said to have cracked so loudly that the entire lake trembled with noise.

A nearby lake exploration group reported that a bitterly cold storm suddenly stopped and the clouds cleared across the lake.

Then "the sky began turning red with sunrise on the horizon" KCNA reported. "The peaks looked like a picture for wide and thick glow".

KCNA also noted that Kim's "autographic writings" were seen carved on the edge of a mountain, glowing in sorrow for the leader whose brutal 20-year dictatorship resulted in famine and economic catastrophe.

The state-controlled news service also reported how a crane flew around a statue of the president on Tonghung Hill and bowed its head before flying away.

"Even the crane seemed to mourn the demise of Kim Jong Il born of Heaven after flying down there at dead of cold night, unable to forget him," the news service said.

The news service also posted a bizarre report about mourning Koreans lining up to worship his famous khaki field jacket.

"Surging in their minds were strong feelings of yearning for leader Kim Jong Il," it said. "A peerlessly great man who made long journey of total dedication to the people, going in his casual jacket all his life."

Kim was reported to be lying in state this week ahead of his 28 December funeral. His son, Kim Jong Un, is expected to assume power as political leaders around the world push for a peaceful transition.

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North Korean state media has reported "strange natural phenomena" that it says proves nature is "mourning" the death of Kim Jong Il. Sudden cracking ice, glowing mountains and glorious sunsets have...
North Korean state media has reported "strange natural phenomena" that it says proves nature is "mourning" the death of Kim Jong Il. Sudden cracking ice, glowing mountains and glorious sunsets have...
 
 
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16:03 on 23/12/2011
Gabriel Garcia Marquez would be proud.
05:32 on 23/12/2011
Those female NK soldiers are pretty hot
03:04 on 23/12/2011
I second deeegeee. Big time.
21:38 on 22/12/2011
?!? no comment !
18:32 on 22/12/2011
The British media have created an 'aura' about the british royal family in a smaller but similar way to the way the north korean media have peddled their propaganda about the Kim Jong family.
07:38 on 28/12/2011
What planet are you from?
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15:49 on 22/12/2011
Equally far fetched are concepts like virgin birth, wise men following a star and rising from the dead. Yet millions follow such myths.

If Kim had lived 2,000 years ago and the above report had been written down no doubt there would be people who would be venerating him today.

Likewise, if the bible stories were reported today they would be treated in much the same way as the report from North Korea.
05:33 on 23/12/2011
Bible stories are a little bit different than a state broadcaster seriously reporting this crap
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09:58 on 28/12/2011
OK; there is good fiction and bad fiction. But it's still fiction.
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BAZINGA!!!
15:44 on 22/12/2011
oh yes, he was such a great guy walking around in his khaki jacket - no! not for comfort or convenience, but for the people! So wonderful to care more about having the 5th largest military rather than feeding his people. Republicans also care more about protecting the strength of our military rather than feeding our people too - hence their opposition to entitlement programs that help the poor, Gringrich saying the poor are a lazy people who dont have a work culture, their initial opposition to the payroll tax cut, etc. So...that's why i vote democrat or independent.
13:22 on 22/12/2011
So much grief. It's heart-wrenching. I'm sure they'll see the funny side one one day.
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13:13 on 22/12/2011
The beginning of a new era. Stay tuned; this should get interesting.
http://borderlessnewsandviews.com/2011/12/kim-jong-il-rest-in-pea-actually-nevermind/