Lady Gaga's Family Restaurant Slated By Food Critic

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The Huffington Post UK   First Posted: 3/02/2012 08:14 Updated: 3/02/2012 08:14

It's only been open for two days but the knives are already out for the restaurant opened by Lady Gaga's parents.

Gaga's mum Cynthia and dad Joe opened the Italian eaterie Joanne Trattoria on Wednesday and despite banning press from the opening night, one food critic managed to sneak in and get a table but was left less than impressed.

In Steve Cuozzo's review in the New York Post - titled 'You'll Gag On The Food At Gaga's' - he said his starter of calamari was 'like leather' and 'the worst I've had', his pasta 'flaccid'. And his main dish of veal didn't fair any better, which he described as 'unspeakably fatty'. Ouch.

And it wasn't just the food that got a slating - he also said the 'clueless' waiting staff looked like they'd been 'plucked from the 'burbs'.

Gaga - who wasn't at the opening - took to Twitter on the first night to say how proud she was of her parents, writing: "I'm so proud of my parents! Tonight their restaurant opens in NY. Joanne Trattoria. My dad built with his two hands, mommy decorated."


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I'm so proud of my parents! Tonight their restaurant opens in NY. Joanne Trattoria. My dad built with his two hands, mommy decorated.

The restaurant was created in memory of the 'singer's aunt Joanne who died when Gaga was just 19 from Lupus disease.

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It's only been open for two days but the knives are already out for the restaurant opened by Lady Gaga's parents. Gaga's mum Cynthia and dad Joe opened the Italian eaterie Joanne Trattoria on Wedne...
It's only been open for two days but the knives are already out for the restaurant opened by Lady Gaga's parents. Gaga's mum Cynthia and dad Joe opened the Italian eaterie Joanne Trattoria on Wedne...
 
 
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12:29 on 05/02/2012
Maybe there was a lot of food left over from her dress and they didn't like to waste it?
11:37 on 05/02/2012
A case of gag gag perhaps?
08:49 on 05/02/2012
I wouldn't eat meat there, it might be an old dress of the freak.
11:35 on 04/02/2012
if its anything like her it will be a mess,
08:08 on 04/02/2012
give it a chance,early days.
18:16 on 03/02/2012
It's easy to criticise isn't it? Good luck to anyone who tries in life.
15:47 on 04/02/2012
who??
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minimemo
Can I be your friend...if they let me out...
09:14 on 03/02/2012
Who qualifies or quantifies as a 'food critic'! WTF - so some pie eater who turns up at the opening of a saucepan and probably get's the hump when presented with a bill rather than being given it for free under threat of bad publicity! Don't mind people reviewing things but making a living out of getting free lunches????
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adidasmmxx
No likey? Not bovvered !
10:43 on 03/02/2012
Lol yes -freeloaders !!