Appearing on Ellen's chat show recently, Ms. Kemper joined on on one of the hostess's favourite dares - getting guests to dance behind people when they're not looking. Even Zac Efron has got in on the action before, you know.
Cutting all kinds of rugs behind Ellen audience members as they go about their business, she swiftly returns to normal human behaviour whenever they turn around to look at her - then she carries on boogieing again.
She is, for want of a better word, adorabrilliant and we want to be her friend. That's right, her friend - the incredibly smiley 31-year-old comedian had only just got engaged with her long-term boyfriend, which means she's off limits for you, young man.
Oh, and for more awesomely cute Ellieness, check out this ace little interview she did on Jimmy Kimmel's show last year. Prepare for Crush DEFCON 11, people!