The patron saint of England (and Georgia, Egypt, Bulgaria, Aragon, Catalonia, Romania, Ethiopia, Greece, India, Iraq, Lithuania, Palestine, Portugal, Serbia, Ukraine and Russia) may have slain dragons. But could he play the banjo ukulele? Did he perform surgery while looking ridiculously dishy? Or write Club Tropicana? No. Exactly.
Which is why we're using St George's Day to celebrate other Georges who we think are worthy of patronage.
Take a look at our top 10 below - and tell us in the comments who your favourite George is (unless it's W. Bush, of course - in which case we might have to flag it as offensive).