It's National Vegetarian
So why not celebrate with our playlist of Music To Eat Vegetables By. It's what Andy Williams would want. If he was a vegetarian.
Spot the mug! That's right - it's the one behind the mugs.
Boris Johnson celebrates being the Olympic Mayor, the nation smacks its head on the desk.
Theresa May is well and truly set up by the Police Federation.
Edward Norton poses naturally on the Cannes red carpet.
Nick Clegg hears the news that he's been compared to Pudsey, and contemplates entering Crufts.
Princess Anne does the double, carrying both the Olympic torch AND her handbag.
Ever the professional, Nicki Minaj continues to perform, despite needing a toilet break.
Kristen Stewart used to be Snow White... but she drifted. (copyright: Mae West)
Angela Merkel finds it a little harder to steer Francois Hollande in the direction she used to steer Nicolas Sarkozy.
How can you not smile... at Beckham's facial hair?
Will Smith, never afraid of looking ridiculous. (See also: <em>The Wild Wild West</em>.)
One is forced to slum it with one's subjects.
The best protest sign ever? Only time will tell.
Bill Murray treats the Cannes paparazzi with the respect they deserve.
"No, you tell him..." "No,<em> you</em> tell him...". George Osborne: "Dear god, get me out of here."
Buckingham Palace fears that Camilla's ladies-in-waiting demands may have gone too far.