We've all been there, ladies. Your boyfriend's come home late, he's brought he's mates with him, they're all really drunk, and they're all dressed like Patrick Swayze.
And what do women really want in such a situation? Well, all is revealed in the delightful BBC Comedy sketch above, directed by the Blaine Brothers and starring Men Of War - who are Cariad Lloyd, Stephen Harvey, Gareth Kane and David Schaal (also known as Jay’s dad in The Inbetweeners).
We tip our hats (and wiggle our snake hips) at them all. And now you've enjoyed that, why not check out some of BBC Comedy's other fine sketch-based funnies: