Donna lives at Whipsnade Zoo with the rest of her elephantine family. But unlike the rest of herd, she occasionally likes to kick the old pig's bladder around a field every once in a while.
Take a look at this video produced by his keepers up at Whipsnade, which shows her executing such impressive flair tricks as 'the accidental back heel' and 'the stomp'.
Frankly, here at Huffington Post UK Comedy, we couldn't do much better, so we really shouldn't judge, but biting the ball in the middle of play? We all know that's an illegal move, Donna.
And for more illegal footballing moves, here's our worst dives in football video round-up...
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