Words (almost) fail me.
But here's one for you Britney: cheap.
Never mind having a financial guardian, by the looks of this *checks notes* ensemble Britney also needs a hand getting dressed in the morning.
Either that or she needs to have her pocket money increased.
Her fiance, Jason Trawick, recently applied to become the joint guardian - along with her father - of her affairs.
And not a moment too soon.
According to People magazine, if the request is accepted, Jason would have shared legal powers over her effects including food, medical care and clothing.
Very important that last bit.
Meanwhile, according to The Mirror, Britney's left producers of the US version of The X Factor 'embarrassed' after leaving her judge's seat and not returning for filming.
"It's embarrassing to have an empty seat on the panel in filming sessions as the footage is almost totally wasted," a source told the paper. "If a great singer appears and producers want to use the audition, you have to tell viewers why Britney wasn't there. That's not easy.
"Britney is getting $15 million to appear and it could be the biggest gamble Simon Cowell has ever made."
Apparently Britney first walked out of auditions in Austin, Texas along with the other judges Demi Lovato, LA Reid and stand-in Louis Walsh after taking offence to a particularly rude contestant.
But when the other judges returned, Britney had reportedly gone AWOL.
The source added: "If she continues to behave like this it will get embarrassing."
But Britney's manager Larry Rudolph has denied there are any any problems saying: "What is everyone's problem? Everything is fine. Britney loves being on X Factor."