Searching for the perfect wedding gift for a couple of newlyweds? Feeling a bit saucy after reading Fifty Shades Of Grey? Or simply fed up with your dull dinnerware? Well, look no further - because, amazingly, one company can provide the solution to all those things.
That company is Dirty Dishes, 'the saucy ceramic company' which produces a range of porcelain plates with a difference. That difference being the really rather racy photographs on them.
"Sometime in 2010 we had the slightly silly idea of using saucy pictures from a couple of decades ago and putting them on dinner plates," they explain. "But having done lots of research, talked to lots of people and received lots of positive feedback, we wondered if it really was so silly after all. And Dirty Dishes was born.
"Our dinner plates are 10" porcelain coupe plates and the images used on them have never been used for anything like this before. In fact, at the time of writing, we don't think that anyone's done anything like this before!"
Costing £14.99 each, the plates are made on a limited run and each comes with a stand and presentation box. Take a look at the six designs below - although do note that the ever-so tasteful pink stars have been added by us. Head over to the Dirty Dishes website to see them in all their (morning) glory.
Leslie & Denise's Picnic
Mel & Steve In The Summerhouse
Suzanne & Tony On The Couch
Belinda On The Banquette
Roxy & Ingrid