London's tabloid newspaper editors are bracing themselves for potential punning chaos as the London Olympic Games approaches its second week.
"We've already used several puns on 'gold' and 'silver'," said one. "If Team GB continues to be successful, we could easily run out of ideas."
"Everyone's upset that The Sun already used 'Anyone For Ennis?' at the end of Wimbledon," added another. "We have nowhere to go now."
A spokesman for TfL (Tabloids for London) said that they will be laying on extra rhyming dictionaries to cope with the demand, and setting up an emergency hotline to ensure that two editors don't use the same pun.
They also warned that traffic levels to newspaper websites will be at an all-time high - and are urging readers to only visit their newsagents "if they absolutely have to".
"There will be unprecedented pressure on the tabloids next week, but we believe they are able to cope," they said. "None of them are BORED OF THE RINGS yet."
Bravo to the people of Great Bradley in Suffolk!
Princess Anne gives David Cameron the 'loser' sign. No wonder the Queen looks awkward.
Amazing that he is still able to play, despite having no eyes, ears... or other facial features.
A scene on the volleyball court. Who says sport and media don't mix?
David Cameron calls an emergency Cabinet meeting to discuss Olympic strategy.
MI5's latest recruits are spotted 'incognito' at the equestrian event, and promptly sacked.
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Team GB diver Sarah Barrow is mortified by the colour of her teammate's nail varnish.
David Cameron: highly uncomfortable when faced with a pretty lady. Although not as uncomfortable as...
...this poor gold medallist.
Words fail us. Also: Camilla.
Bored during a preliminary football game, David Beckham and Prince William entertain themselves with a 'stretch face-off'.
Basketball - our favourite non-contact sport.
David Cameron is snapped practising ahead of his next game against Barack Obama.
Don't worry, he <em>is</em> a physio.
All that hard work going into photo opps, and this will, of course, be the one lasting image we'll all remember from the London 2012 Olympics. Ah well. It's the British way!