The closest you'll ever get to an 'Angela Merkel action shot'.

You can try to ignore him all you like, Dave.

Meerkats on the lookout. Probably for Boris Johnson.

Another chocolate landslide claims a victim at the Willy Wonka factory...

...and the Oompa-Loompas weren't happy about it, either.

Martine McCutcheon's yoghurt habit is sadly taking its toll.

Meanwhile, back at Trafalgar Square, David Cameron is beginning to tire of Boris's flatulence problem.

Now you see it, now you don't! Any realism and credibility in <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/08/23/before-and-after-pictures-woman-restores-christ-fresco-in-spanish-church_n_1824036.html?utm_hp_ref=pics--giggles" target="_hplink">Jesus's face</a>, that is.

Awwww! Has a public kiss ever looked so natural?! No.

News that the hosepipe ban has been lifted is met with joy at London Zoo.

Andy Roddick, just before he attempts to blow the ball away.

It's the bike of the future! Also: the toilet of the future.

Don't cry for us, Madgentina! The truth is, we never loved you.

And finally, back at Trafalgar Square, the auditions for <em>Dumb And Dumber 2</em> continue.