Katie Price has been banned from driving for a year after failing to pay two speeding tickets - because she didn't open her post.
The glamour model's famed pink Range Rover is likely to be given a rest as she takes a back seat and is driven around by a chauffeur.
The citations were sent to Price's current home in Horsham, West Sussex but the mail was being handled by her mum while the star moved house.
According to The Mirror, the fines went unpaid after her car was spotted speeding on camera in London last year but she claims fiance Leandro Penna was driving the vehicle at the time.
She did not dispute the car was hers and said: "I got my pink car that year, I am obsessed with driving my pink car."
The reality TV star, who already has six points on her licence, was found guilty on two counts of failing to give information regarding the driver's identity.
She was handed a further six points, is banned from driving for 12 months and must pay a £400 fine.
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"How could people hate me, my intentions or what I'm trying to do?" Gwyneth Paltrow moaned, following negative reaction to her lifestyle website. Well, as said website effectively screams "learn from me, you ungrateful commoner", we think it's fairly obvious. Wind your neck in, love! Photo: PA
Despite receiving £17,000 for every day of her marriage to Sir Thumbsaloft Macca, Moaning Heather Mills was still wailing. "I got five per cent of what we earned together in seven years", she whinged to a nation of unsympathetic ears. Photo: Getty
Proved that the grass is always greener on the other side, bemoaning his lot and saying "it's hard to be a celebrity nowadays", before speaking in envious tones about Will Smith. Photo: Getty
"Do I even want to be a part of this anymore?" sighed Jennifer Aniston, while analysing just how difficult it is to be a Hollywood multi-millionaire. "I'd love to just disappear some time... move to a quiet little town and open up a restaurant." If that means no more shoddy cameos then let us buy you the train ticket. Photo: PA
"I always wanted to be an actor, not a beauty pageant winner," hisses Jude Law whenever people comment on his good looks. He's also a perennial moaner about the downsides of being a celeb, regularly claiming that he didn't get into acting to become famous. Don't worry Jude ñ we're sure there's an amateur players group out there that would love to have you. Photo: Getty
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Keira Knightley has also been vying for the position of #1 Tinseltown Eeyore. "Once you become famous you get completely dehumanised", she moans. "I think people forget there is a person in there trying to deal with it." Because you'd rather be working down a diamond mine, wouldn't you Keira? Photo: Getty
Liz Hurley, the woman who once referred to non-celebs as "civilians", must to be able to wipe her bum on £50 notes thanks to the magazine deals she's signed. These included £2m for her wedding snaps, so it's a bit rich when she starts banging on about how much she craves privacy. Forgive us if our eyes fail to mist up, Liz. Photo: Getty
Self-awareness vortex Paris Hilton, meanwhile, hates being attractive because it means that she regularly receives unwanted attention from the police. "The cops do it all the time. They'll just pull me over to hit on me," she snivels. "It's really annoying." But perhaps not as annoying as people who think they can get away with drink-driving because they're pretty and famous, eh Paris? Photo: PA
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