Roald Dahl wasn't just a wonderful writer - he was a wonderfully witty one, too.
To celebrate Roald Dahl Day, we've collected just some of our favourite funny lines from some of his classic children's books. From Matilda to Revolting Rhymes, see the 20 quotes below - and do add your own favourite in the comments below.
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