Funny Quotes

It's National Drink Wine Day, so we just couldn't resist celebrating - *hiccup* - with a few glasses and some funny quotes
Happy birthday, Tina Fey! Yes, one of our absolute favourite funny women turns 45 today. To celebrate, here's a reminder
He's the drinking, whoring dwarf whose tongue is even sharper than his sword. And he's also George R.R. Martin's favourite
Struggling for a witty message to put in your Mother's Day card this year? Why not try some of these words of wisdom. From
Valentine's Day is nearly upon us. And thus, it is time to celebrate the patron saint of love - Hallmark - and come up with
Happy birthday, Oscar Wilde! Yes, if we can celebrate William Shakespeare's 450th birthday, then we don't see any reason
Happy World Vegetarian Day, world vegetarians! To celebrate, we've rounded up 10 of the finest, funniest things ever said
Today is National Orgasm Day - no, really - and we don't think it's right to celebrate it alone. So why not join us in enjoying
It's International Day Of Friendship on 30 July. So if you're after a funny quote to share with your friends (after you've
From Louis CK to Mark Twain, we round up some of the finest, funniest things ever said about America. And not just by Americans