She’s been pictured topless, nearly went bottomless thanks to an errant gust of wind, and now she’s pregnant with twins.
Except she’s not. But US gossip magazine Star seems so hellbent for it to be so, it's been caught out with a spectacularly bad Photoshopping job.
As well as a swollen stomach, the Duchess of Cambridge is now missing her right-hand ring and a much smaller section of her left forearm is visible.
The magazine quotes a source who apparently divulged Kate was eating for three after a “passionate night” with Prince William in Wales following the Olympic Games.
It adds the pregnancy is a “timely blessing for Kate” in the aftermath of the nude pictures scandal.
Thanks to Celebuzz.com for flagging up the original picture and pasting it next to the altered snap.
It would be a much juicier tale had they not felt the need to doctor the picture so crudely. Doh!