Robin van Persie and Holland team-mates Klaas Jan Huntelaar, Ibrahim Afellay and Nigel de Jong partied with Romanian international Adrian Mutu and prostitutes after their World Cup qualifier, according to reports.
Romanian news outlet Click reports members from both teams enjoyed some post-match detox after the Dutch defeated Romania 4-1 in Bucharest.
Mutu only featured for 18 minutes in the loss but was apparently first on the scene at the rather tackily-named Tiffany Piano Club. Only unlike Tiffany - Darwish - the players didn't think they were alone (now).
Ciprian Marica, who is club team-mates with Huntelaar at Schalke, was also apparently among the footballers who assembled, with the Netherlands' contingent arriving at 1am and staying until 4am on Wednesday morning, say outraged reports.
Romanian prostitutes told the press they were paid €150 to attend the shindig.