Now, here's a man we can really relate to. This, ladies and gentlemen, is a busy modern chap with things to do, places to be and important deadlines to meet.
And yet, there's a whole load of other stuff that keeps grabbing his undivided attention, so... you know...
Talking of which, here's a slideshow of last week's funniest Twitter jokes to distract you further from your daily doings:
Mr London Street
The Media Blog
Bec Silent Hill
paul bassett davies
The Bath Bird
Sixth Form Poet