If you're not really a rosy-cheeked kiddies singing carols, making holly wreaths and general Christmas cheer kind of person, you'll probably like this.
For the second year, Patrick Dalton presides over the Shit London Awards, a collection of images featuring the very worst the capital has to offer.
Bird crap, pound shops, high rises and smutty graffiti - it's all here.
On the Shit London website, Dalton explains: "These are the photographs of the unintentional human comedy that surround us in the city. It's the flotsam and jetsam of city life, the overlooked minutiae, the tragic, the grotesque and the basest of base.
"It's the adapted posters, the dirty joke on the back of the van, the misspelt signs, the glory hole in the public loo, that weird shop down the end of your road and the knob graffiti strategically placed for maximum effect."
Categories include Worst Christmas Decorations, Ugliest London Building, Best/Worst Business Name, Most Depressing View From Work, Best Photo, Best British Photo, and Best International Photo.
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