Of all the pressing matters keeping the nation awake at night perhaps the one issue of most concern is: What DO the Taiwanese think of David Cameron's upcoming EU speech?

Well, Britain will sleep soundly tonight because Taiwanese current affairs channel, NMATV, have kindly shown us exactly that.

Highlights include Margaret Thatcher adrift at sea, Nick Clegg balling his eyes out in a baby harness and a line that might even perk the interest of the least politically inclined of you out there.

Cameron's speech, expected to outline an in/out referendum on Britain's relationship with the EU, has been much anticipated, and here's why;

Apparently: "Like Tantric sex, Cameron has told reporters his policy will be better when it finally does come."